Wednesday, March 26, 2008
THE ENLISTMENT ACT (CHAPTER 93)
1. Under the Enlistment Act (Chapter 93), all male Singapore Citizens and Permanent Residents are required to serve National Service. Our records showed that you are eligible for enlistment into full-time NS upon 18 years/ completion of your studies.
2. You are now required to submit your NS documentation in preparation for your enlistment...
And so forth..
ZOMG!! The Army wants me in so soon. Tsktsktsk. I need some help with the Singpass shit 'cause I suppose i have forgotten my password already.
So absent-minded of me hor?
Sianz 0.5
Labels: Army *GASPS*
6:49:00 PM
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
A 29 years old, female contestant in the second season of the Bulgarian show "Music Idol" performs Mariah Carey's song "Without you" in fake English.
A YouTube User commented:
Anyways, I love the way that she was totally confident. The poor girl thought she had the judges completely fooled by getting away with it by singing the song in "English." To her amazement, the female judge apparently does speak and comprehend English and found the audition hilarious.
Go on, click on it. I guarantee you wouldn't regret it..
tulibu dibu douchoo. OMFG!
Labels: Humour
4:23:00 PM
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
with ordinary talent and extraordinary perseverance, all things are attainable.
my friend said so. therefore do not doubt her.
5:39:00 PM
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Once again, it looks as though another veritable hornet's nest has been stirred up in my school's forum. I, on the other hand, have successfully restrained myself from replying lest it escalates into nothing short of a nuclear war ('cos I get carried away at times, hehe..) God is non-exclusive for He loves stupid people as well; he's in my school's prayer group. Geez..
He started a forum thread lambasting gays; labelling them as disgusting and unnatural which invoked the ire of the common student population.
And although I feel that the government was right not to repeal the statute on homosexuality, the issue is not something to look down upon, but rather it is something that we could try to know better and not criticize. Gays have been looked down upon by many people, which is something I don't like at all. Sexual identity is a very confusing issue to many people, and it is not really a good idea at all if one simply says that it is disgusting and unnatural. The problem is: Even the "straight" people sometimes feel homosexual impulses. A person of the same gender who is stunningly beautiful, for instance, or very successful in life, may soon begin to appeal to one's sexual senses. However, he/she only becomes a homosexual if one chooses to follow those impulses.
Another theory behind this could be due to the lack of an influence of the opposite gender in the person's life, e.g. a boy lacking a mother, or a girl lacking a father.
Before this degrades into a GP essay, let me just say this: Homosexuals are human too, and to oversimplify and generalize a complicated issue like this by calling it disgusting and unnatural only serves to show lack of maturity and critical thinking.
That's the reason why i say global fears arising from a pandemic of fatuity is NOT unfounded. There, I've said my piece.
What are YOUR views?Labels: Random Ruminations, School, Sexuality, World
6:44:00 PM
Sunday, March 02, 2008
HELLO.
I'm getting a real kick out of asking my maid to recite numerals 1-10 in her mother tongue - over and over again.
Somehow, I would break out in uproarious laughter when she reaches number 8..
You see, she would go "SHIT!!!" whenever she's supposed to say '8' in Burmese.
Amusing stuff, isn't it?
Now I demand that you laugh along with me too.
Hur-hur-hurLabels: raMdoN
4:10:00 PM
