Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Week's been okay fun.
Although there were times I felt so lost (and confused. You know.. because of the usual; relationships & teen angst. What's new c'mon!) - I certainly wouldn't have any trouble getting offers to act in Lost's new season.
But that's alright. Heh. It is part and parcel of growing up. Growing older. Getting wiser from past experiences. Probably maturing from the process too. I shall resolve to stay optimistic even though I don't see it coming anytime soon.
You know, Stephen King- author of the book, the latest horror/thriller 1408 was adapted from- once said "Some people say that I must be a horrible person. But that is not true. I have the heart of a young boy- in a jar on my desk."
So never mind if i remain as a boy.
Men evolved from monkeys? That's rubbish, Charles Darwin!
Me thinketh Men "evolved" from Boys.
General Paper on TOMORROW!
My content knowledge is almost zilch.
Wish me luck, damn tough to surpass my teachers' expectations.
This is the time to
☐play ☑mug☐slack ☐sleep
Enough said.
5:48:00 PM
Monday, August 27, 2007
Played DoTA but got custom kicked.
Tried to watch Battle Royale on my computer but heck, it refused to load.
Dang, Technology hates me.
Oh wait, my friend got flashed by a flasher (DUH!) in Serangoon over the weekend.
That cheekopek even had the audacity to demand money from her after the expose.
HA what is the world coming to..
Now also got people moonlight as cheekopek one meh?
It's all thanks to the Gahmen. Everything also increase after the GST re-adjustment.
Presently, it costs $1 to enter a public toilet. You might ask, why so expensive leh? Is it got the new Ambi-Pur air freshener?
No, i say.. This one lagi ho! Finish crapping got the toilet uncle come help you wipe your butt.
Got hear of GEMS not? Go the extra mile service? Don't clean customer will comprain, never clean properly also will comprain. Aye..
My apologies dear brethren, but I've been fighting a perpetual battle from within.
My Singaporean side is struggling to break out of my sophisticated being.
Anyway, back to my friend.
That flashing flasher motioned for her to give him some money.
"He was gesticulating wildly; I do not know if he wanted money or for me to hold his ding-dongs."
ROFL!
So that feisty lady walked off after getting an eyeful.
But not before saying "Free show also must pay ah"
Such gungho-ness. And stinginess
Can I hear a collective "TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN" please?
9:37:00 PM
Friday, August 24, 2007
Could someone explain to me the
mystery on why girls like standing in
front of the mirror to snap shots of
themselves?
But i digress,
Who needs to be in an elite J.C to pick up German when one can learn off-hand from a German exchange student?
I just hope she loses her return air ticket back to Germany when its time for her to pack up and leave in 2 weeks time.
She's sooooo cuteeee. And tall -_-
Anyway i've learnt to differentiate my Guten Morgen from Guten Abend and the one phrase that could get you a German Girly ;) Ich liebe dich
I resolve to learn German profanities like Du weißt, daß ich ein reizvoller Penguin bin.
So i can hurl them at Hitler's Third Reich, not..!
Not much use i suppose, since it only means "You know i'm a sexy penguin."
Wow-ers
7:05:00 PM
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
I am certainly not cut out to be a pirate.. Of the 7 seas.
One time, I received a parrot as a gift.. this particular gift was no ordinary parrot though.. that damn bird had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity..
So then I tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing jazzy classical music and everything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's brain.. to no avail.
That was when i got so fed up, I yelled at my parrot..That bloody bird had the nerve to yell back!
I took the parrot into my murderous hands and shook it hard!
But it only led to the sickening bird getting angrier and even ruder.
In desperation, I grabbed the bird and threw it in the freezer.
For the next few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed!
Then suddenly there was total silence.. Not a sound was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that I'd just committed animal murder and risked facing the wrath of the animal society, i opened the door of the freezer.
The stupid parrot calmly stepped out and said.."I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.."
Boy was i stunned at the change in the bird brain's attitude..
I was about to ask the parrot what prompted such a dramatic change in his behavior, when it continued..
"May I ask what the chicken did?"
Thank you NTUC for safe-to-eat frozen chickens!
10:45:00 PM
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Tomorrow marks the start of the weekends, hooray to that!
This week has been rather fulfilling as I have achieved what I set out to do during the span of these 4 school days and Sunday.
Went out for Jap cuisine with Jude on Sunday @ Wisma Atria. Been wanting to have lunch and catch up with our dear brother and thank god i managed to get hold of the busy man after service!
Good food coupled with good company equates to a smashing good time!
Next on my agenda: Luncheon with Mr. Mo Jiaming Joel.
Boy, do I sound like a hit-man... Not.
Going out at night to study at Starbucks, community centres with friends have only served to spur me to mug even harder. Don't we all thrive on competition?
I feel like a fitness freak or buff or whatever you wanna call me.
Ran, gym-ed and cycled extensively.
Trained with the sprinters today after P.E lesson.
Seriously, P.E in my school is no walk in the park.
How else would my dumb school be declared MINDEF's fittest school for 3 consecutive years running.
I realised i could sprint when we were split into 2 teams and made to run continuous 100metre baton relay races.
I feel so empowered.
With new-found knowledge and fitness.
Rofl!
Eh anybody hungry?
Up for a feast of fruits, chicken, rice, wine and pau?
But you've gotta eat by the roadside leh. No less!
Take caution not to choke on the joss sticks, candles, incense paper though.
Oh jeez.. HA!
Nights!
And hooray once again for a post that makes no sense.
10:25:00 PM
Thursday, August 02, 2007
School has been hell, hell, hell. Hell.
Don't you just smell optimism in here?
Oh how i absolutely hate, abhor, detest, anathematize, loathe Project Work.
I wouldn't have bothered about it, had it not been said to be considered for 10% of University Admission.
Almost every minute of my waking moment is spent fretting over it.
I just don't enjoy doing projects.
It's bloody nonsensical I tell you.
IAMKUBO says:
not slackers la
they are just dim
ahah
doing entertainment
they cannot generate ideas
true jc kids
only know how to mug
Looking back, I thank God that I'm not in a polytechnic.
Not to condescend or anything..
But rather, Man I salute you guys!
Projects, projects, nothing but projects.
I would have died right from the very beginning.
Was this what my teacher had in mind when she said "Justin, you would never be happy in a polytechnic"
I wonder....
Sometimes I rather mug my non-existent butt off.
9:00:00 PM
