Tuesday, January 29, 2008
A moment of personal thoughts..
Lately I have learnt aplenty.. boundaries have been conquered. I breathe a sigh of great relief and grief, both at the same time. The heart bleeds for both victory and defeat, its really a myriad of emotions that scales through this mountain of uncertainty.
Many people describe a situation like this as a closed chapter in life. Personally, I believe this is like a stack of cards thrown high up into the blue azure sky; the wind takes its course as it gently whispers words of wisdom and prediction as it caresses the cards through the air...
Why a stack of cards? Life's a gamble, wherever each card lands on whichever continent of the world, it is based on a fraction of probability and the big enigma that is life itself.
Would the king of hearts ever land on the same plateau as the queen of hearts again? That's an enigma itself and I'd leave it that way for now.
i have a new special friend and it's a girl. hehehLabels: Ladies, Random Ruminations
6:39:00 PM
Monday, January 28, 2008
The funny thing about knowledge is that there is no way to discern between what you should seek to discover and what you're better off not knowing. It's like, acquiring new knowledge makes things simpler and more complicated at the same time.
The more I understand about things - how they work, why they behave the way they do.. the less scary and overwhelming everything around me becomes. It is as if the fact of matter has always been so obvious and simple!
Yet at the same time, learning something new always makes me wish I could tear my attention and consciousness into a million different pieces just so that I’d be able to follow the dozen different trains of thought that have entered my mind..
Sometimes, I reckon I think too much.
Sometimes, being prideful pays especially when you're in a class of suckers.
my gp essay got selected as model essay and would be printed in some school publication. oh no, not again! yawns...Labels: Random Ruminations, School
8:36:00 PM
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Have you ever left your house, probably heading out somewhere, and just when you’re about to board the bus or train, realize that you’ve left your wallet at home?
Now you have to hastily journey back the same initial route to the station, rushing for time as you’re most likely already late for that appointment.. and furthermore, you’re probably also horribly pissed for being such a retard to have forgotten about your wallet.
After all the trouble of making a double trip, you then have to wait for that freaking bus that’s like never gonna arrive! When it eventually does, you happily hop on and scan your EZ Link card but the reader doesn’t make that irritating beep sound- You wonder why...
Then you realize stupidity act number 2 in just a matter of minutes from the first; you look down at what you're holding... You’ve just scanned the card reader with your handphone.
I think I need to go for a bloody brain scan to check if I even have one!Labels: Geez...
7:04:00 PM
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Is it just me, or have you guys also experienced the same plight that happens on an almost daily basis?
Its like, every time I see a person waving at someone, I’ll have the tendency of wanting to wave back..I’ll be halfway putting my hand up, reciprocating that wave until my brain function finally kicks in telling me, “Eh retard, you’re not supposed to wave back!”..
No, the wave wasnt meant for me.. And yes, there have been a couple of times when my brain sensory acted rather slowly, resulting in me waving back.
So bloody embarrassing!Labels: Geez...
6:54:00 PM
Friday, January 04, 2008
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
- If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
- If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
- If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
- If you are a blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
Taken off my friend's Facebook.
This had me up in stitches. I hope it will do the same to you.
Have an enjoyable weekend, folks!Labels: raMdoN
6:36:00 PM
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
It's funny cause 2007 just feels like yesterday.
Doesn't it....?
School is freaking commencing tomorrow and the only thing i look forward to are the new PAE batch of hottie babes(ROFL i hope there are. Last year we had the girl from I Not Stupid who went on to become our school belle =D) and yeah; Joseph's attempt at trying to crash my school's orientation with two girl-friends of his.
Pimpin'
That's supposed to be kept secret by the way.
I'm in the mood for some racist jokes after catching the video off SamG's blog.
It's insanely hilarious, I guarantee..
But no way am I going to post an embedded player along with the entry.
The good ol' hyperlink would suffice.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist
And I'll let it fester; your curiosity will eat at you- like a niggling ailment. Very soon you would find yourself engaging in some Mouse-xercise. Yes, a new term coined by yours truly.
I'm pleased with my recent blog post (dated: December 28th, 2007) and I surmise that readers are too.. judging from the few smses I received. Perhaps they like my frankness and style of writing..?
But keep them coming! I welcome comments especially when I'm beginning on a secret book for my future erm, wifey. Unfortunately I have been imbued with the pervasive Hollywood romanticisim ideal/notion/attitude.. Ha, so I thought a compilation of love stories written by me would be a nice engagement gift?
Not too young, Mum! Your boy's already 18 and fully grown!Labels: School
7:28:00 PM
