Wednesday, May 21, 2008
I learnt a really important lesson today:
Never laugh at someone no matter how retarded they might look or sound doing something.
So then I was off to the hawkercentre to buy dinner and this happened...
I crossed path with this Indian man who had his ears jacked with headphones blasting music. Hilarious bit was the fact that he was singing out loud whatever he was tuned in to, but it sounded like Britney Spears (THAT bad!)..
Trust me, I can really go on writing all day about people who contribute to noise pollution by singing out loud (horribly) while listening to their music, totally oblivious to the stares they're getting. I’d either be highly amused, or extremely annoyed.. But they do bring some humor to my day nonetheless..
This Indian man in particular, made me laugh so hard that.. I ended up throwing my mobile phone into a dustbin. Bloody hell I don’t even know what happened! I cant say "i don't know what i was thinking!", i doubt my brain even existed in that split second!
One minute a darker shade of a hideous sounding Britney Spears crossed my path singing, the next minute I was laughing my head off, before finally screaming ‘OH SHIT!’ at the sight of my phone in the thrash..!
Gosh I’d love to have that kinda power to curse anyone with something unfortunate if they ever laugh at me! But oh well, I reckon that Britney dude would have gotten the last laugh if he knew what happened.. and I need a freaking idiot-proof phone!Labels: Geez..., Srsly-_-
10:02:00 PM
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Roses are red, Violets are blue...
Roses are flowers; Violet's a colour,
Tomorrow is gonna be just like any other day..
I adore KT. Tunstall.
She has "character", man.
The fire fades away
Most of every day
Is full of tired excuses
But it's too hard to say
I wish it were simple
But we give up easily
You're close enough to see that
You're the otherside of the world Labels: Geez..., Music, raMdoN
6:58:00 PM
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Have you ever left your house, probably heading out somewhere, and just when you’re about to board the bus or train, realize that you’ve left your wallet at home?
Now you have to hastily journey back the same initial route to the station, rushing for time as you’re most likely already late for that appointment.. and furthermore, you’re probably also horribly pissed for being such a retard to have forgotten about your wallet.
After all the trouble of making a double trip, you then have to wait for that freaking bus that’s like never gonna arrive! When it eventually does, you happily hop on and scan your EZ Link card but the reader doesn’t make that irritating beep sound- You wonder why...
Then you realize stupidity act number 2 in just a matter of minutes from the first; you look down at what you're holding... You’ve just scanned the card reader with your handphone.
I think I need to go for a bloody brain scan to check if I even have one!Labels: Geez...
7:04:00 PM
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Is it just me, or have you guys also experienced the same plight that happens on an almost daily basis?
Its like, every time I see a person waving at someone, I’ll have the tendency of wanting to wave back..I’ll be halfway putting my hand up, reciprocating that wave until my brain function finally kicks in telling me, “Eh retard, you’re not supposed to wave back!”..
No, the wave wasnt meant for me.. And yes, there have been a couple of times when my brain sensory acted rather slowly, resulting in me waving back.
So bloody embarrassing!Labels: Geez...
6:54:00 PM
