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Monday, October 13, 2008

Morning bus rides to school can annoy you to no end. Sometimes you'd just be overwhelmed with this incredible urge to kill some inconsiderate assholes. But I chuckled at a new random thought as I watched commuters grinding against each other on the packed bus this morning..

Taking a morning bus is almost like going to a club party.

Everyone forms a long line outside the doors wanting to get into the “club" while a mosh pit goes on inside with Ah Ma(s) grinding young boys and what not. The "bouncers" though, aren’t the ones standing at the door..

They're the bloody assholes standing inside the bus refusing to move to the rear which inevitably limits the number of commuters that can get on at subsequent stops. I swear, if I had a gun, I’ll really shoot those people!

It's like, there you are at the bus stop looking at time tick away and the possibility of you being late for school if the bus doesn’t turn up in the next few minutes. Then from the distance, you spot that good old' familiar vehicle turning round the corner and you scream "hallelujah!"..

But the bus drives on and as it passes, you notice that while people at the front are so squashed against the front door, the rear of the bus has ALOT of standing space. Why? Blame the bloody "bouncer(s)", they're doing a damn good job..

In contradiction, if you're already in the bus, you'd want to kiss these bouncers because they are the ones who ensure the bus never stops but zooms pass every other stop.

Anyway, lets go back into the club.. By that I mean the bus of course. Its like a mosh pit in there and I shall practice censorship by not detailing the things that goes on in a morning bus. Hmm anyway, in all club parties, the star attraction is usually the deejay spinning the night's music..

In the bus, that superstar deejay is the bus captain. In clubs, people will start cheering and dancing when the DJ spins a hit song.. on the bus, everyone will silently cheer and start moving when the bus captain stands up and screams "PLEASE MOVE TO THE REAR!"..

Then, the fun and party finally ends when the bus reaches the stop where majority of commuters alight. But hey, there's always the next morning… every morning.

For the most happening party for people of all ages, races, genders.. Hop on to your next morning bus turning round the corner!

Labels: Public Transport

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