Week's been pretty exciting... Thankfully, I've been spared from the humdrum that has plagued 18/19 year old students as they hit revision top-gear in what is arguably the most demanding and rigorous curriculum: The GCE "A" Levels.
Oh bother, the monotony of mugging.
I'm just not cut out for mugging. I have the attention span of a cockroach. Shucks..
You see, I very nearly pulled off a "Hwa Chong" Round 2 on board service number 157 towards Boon Lay.
This time round however, instead of the bus driver, I was the unfortunate target of a pugnacious, wrinkly cretin bearing some semblance of a middle-aged chinese male.
I would have assaulted him if I wasn't in uniform.
His truculence got me on the defensive at first but it soon gave way to unbridled fury...
I was visibly shagged after P.E ("Crawled" 28 rounds under the scorching hot,overhead sun as punishment for being defiant to the teacher. He's just jealous I'm younger, faster and better-looking than him.) so I'm certain I did NOTHING to invoke the ire of the unreasonable beast.
Just as I plonked myself on the seat, he shouted : "WHY!" at me.
Everyone onboard fell silent, averting their eyes away from the brouhaha.
Quizzically, I asked him : "Huh, what why?"
"Why?! You shut up,you.. Shut your lip", bellowed the buffoon.
At this point, I was feeling indignant. So I stared him straight in the eye but said nothing.
He smirked.
I smiled devilishly. And shot him a hostile glare.
With that, puny limbs sprouted from his deformed torso, reaching for his cheap umbrella.
My suspicions of him being speech-impaired were confirmed when he mumbled rather incoherently about giving me a good beating 10 times over?
I goaded him on by showing him this:
Why show one middle finger when you can show FIVE?! Hahaha...
Yeah, I really did that. But not with the furrowed brows of course!
Wah damn tu-lan man! My blood boils at the mere recollection of the events. Shan't continue anymore..
Anyway, on a brighter note... I've gotten a laptop. It's Acer; I hope it won't die on me...
And a pair of bloody expensive spectacles which costs half the price of the laptop!!! (No, not Oakley though I very much wanted one for the longest time ever. But my face shape is not suited for their frames :( aww. )
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