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Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Nicole Kidman finally gave birth last Sunday.

And she named her baby girl Sunday.

What kind of parents would enforce such a name on their child? No compassion! No sympathy!Seriously!

That child is going to grow up with a serious inferiority complex man!

"Hey Sunday, it's Sunday!"

"Wanna go out with me on Sunday, Sunday?"

"I hate Sunday, don't you Sunday?"

Holey crap, the jokes are endless!

Lol. Seriously. Why not name your child Dipshit, it wouldn't make much of a difference. Why do people try so hard to stand out? I could probably come up with 5 weird names that people have chosen recently. Parents try so hard to "stand out" that they usually end up choosing names that really suck. Sunday?! Seriously...

Another thing that I can't stand is when people use names that they're not given. If you're not given an English name then so be it! No wait. It is okay if you choose an English name for yourself because it's easier for other people to pronounce (note: Chinese names), or to relate yourself to the people in your industry.

But when people choose names that is obviously just for show, it pisses the hell out of me. Because they want to stand out and err, have weird names?
I know of someone who chose the name Cressabella.
Bloody hell, it sounds like bloody watercress!

And then there was another who called herself Doily! Does she even know that a doily is an object? It's so obvious that she doesn’t. Why the hell do people do this to themselves? It's damn funny to watch, but also quite sad to witness the stupidity.

Don't even get me started on people who deny their own heritage. Why do people want to be so different? To put it in colloquial terms; Chinese "step-angmoh" ROFL! You can't change what you were born as, but you can damn well make sure that the life you lead is yours and not trying to be someone else god didn't make you out to be.

Heh. Okay. Getting confusing. Because everyone is trying to be different, when you try to be different, you're actually fitting in.

Hahahahahahaha, I amaze myself sometimes.

See, my name is Justin Lim Meng Chen. Common name, common surname, common Chinese name. But I don't go around calling myself Bolognaise or something right?

Yeah I chose Bolognaise ‘cause some stupid mofo may have seen in on a menu and thought, "Hmm, I should start calling myself that. So unique!"

Edit: I used to be ashamed of being Chinese. But not anymore.. I think it's wayyyy cool now! (Though having Singaporean roots isn't something I proudly declare. At least not yet...)

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