Thursday, July 24, 2008
I was looking around and a particular characteristic of a certain race struck me. I realized, that my fellow half-race people, the Chinese, are generally not very tall. So my mind got cracking and I came up with this "evolution theory" of the Chinese race.
I reckon the only real reason why most Chinese dudes are short and will continue to be short is because we (and our forefathers) have an over sized ego. We'll never ever choose someone taller than us. Any girl we date or marry eventually HAS to be shorter than us.
But what we've actually failed to realize is the alarming genetic repercussion in the long run. Unless the Chinese male population breaks away from their stubborn ego mentality of refusing to have a taller girlfriend/wife, the average height of our people will continue to plummet!
Here's a simple illustration: Short man meets shorter woman. Short couple falls in love. Short couple gives birth to offspring. The "obviously logical" scenario would be that of the child being even shorter! If that cycle continues, soon our whole race will be no taller than midgets!
Unfortunately, the truth of the matter is, we Chinese guys will forever continue dating girls shorter than us. There is absolutely no way we will go for taller girls (unless they are super hot). If we did, we wouldn't be Chinese.
We have been thoroughly brainwashed during our younger days listening to all the mambo jumbo about males being the head of the family and how the family would crumble if we are not at least one head above our other half.
Stupid theories of our ancestors.
Someone seriously has to break this trend. Any brave Chinese dude willing to put all ego aside and date/marry a taller girl? You'll be doing the Chinese population a huge favor! Think of your unborn child, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Perhaps over the next few generations, the Chinese people will be just as tall as those gigantic angmohs we always have to "look up to".
Otherwise, like how Joker is the new anarchism, "Chinese" will be the new "short".
Like you know; 'Yo Chinese guy! You're so Chinese.. I can’t see you man!'
Next up: A pictorial entry of my recent National School's Track & Field Meet.
Have yet to kope pictures from my mates.Labels: Mindless, Observations
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