Math has been my only saving grace thus far. I massacred the rest of my papers.
But doing the paper was FAR from easy.
I can safely say that i've never done such a tricky Math paper before.
Ha 1 question less/12 marks for the teacher to mark.
Think can secure a B la! If not an A.

Aha confident, confident. Thank god for that.
Even though im very well aware that im severely lacking in practice.

Hits and Misses so far..
Economics DRQ: Unable to complete MISS!
Chinese Paper 1 & 2: Didn't want Unable to complete MISS!
Geography: Unable to complete MISS!

LOL half an hour late for the Geography paper.
Teachers kept ringing my mobile in a frantic bid to get me to hurry,
Reached the venue in a fluster,
Sat down at my absent classmate's place,
But soon got forced to vacate.
Accidentally kicked some girl's table whilst moving to my "rightful" seat, causing her to scrawl some ugly doodle on her script.
Some fool didn't help matters by shouting from the back of the hall that " the prison warden didn't release him on time"
Blanked out by the time i got to the questions.

so you DO get the picture...

Went to town with my homies straight after the Economics Essay
And saw a couple of people from church
Like Sarah Sim loitering around in Heeren.
So suspicious looking that i almost reported her =p
Ate and embarked on a retail therapy session.
They shopped; i window-shopped =p
Raided fcuk, CK and other shit ass boutiques in Wisma and Taka.
Lots of card swiping ensued.
Sheesh, i can't take my parents' credit card to the mall- Let alone getting my OWN credit card at this age.

IF only i could get my hands on all of yesterday's sales receipts & credit card statements.
Gee..I've never felt poorer.
Aha!

Justin feels like a shaggy dog today.

Shagged from being unable to talk for 1/3 of the day!
Holed up in the cold,cold hall answering tricky exam questions.
Didn't help that some girl just had to call me while i was trying to get some shut-eye during the remaining 3 hours of the Chinese paper.
Who ah who ah?! LOL

Felt like a dog from getting pet by the rest. They have loads of comments from the: "What happened to your luscious locks?!" to "Hey army boy!" to the even weirder "You look like Earthworm Jim now! *Giggles*"

what in the world is earthworm jim?!
did a quick check on google and some fugly worm showed up.
not even cute la please!

I don't like the comments; it jars the ears after a while. =P
But keep the head-rubs coming!
So shiok i tell you.
It's like the best thing after trying to put on your grandmother's dentures.

Hooray for H2 Geography Paper at 1300hrs tomorrow!

this is a blogpost of dual purpose.


*help John says:
hey justin
what's with the "go steal matthias girlfriend" nick? lol
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
lol busybody ah you!
*help John says:
haha

You have just sent a Nudge!

*help John says:
share leh!

*help John just sent you a Nudge!

rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
oops sorry
lol click wrong
ahah
*help John says:
lol
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
no la nth one la
*help John says:
haha nothing i also wanna know
oh com'on!
hahaa
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
ahah cannot. since u made fun of me today
im a very petty person
LOL
*help John says:
hahaha
basket
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
HAHAHA
its nothing at all!
really
*help John says:
hmm
okok
lol
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
heh
if have i'd confirm tell you, not!

*help John just sent you a Nudge!

*help John says:
how dare you?!
how dare you disobey and show disrespect to ur master?!
hahaha
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
must keep secrets right!
errr what master
*help John says:
bow down slave!
hahahaha

*help John just sent you a Nudge!

rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
i think u siao la
*help John says:
bow down now!
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
play too much games
*help John says:
lol, i dun play as much as u loh
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
i'd only bow down to god
lol
*help John says:
lol
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
not to some kpo guy
ahahhaha
*help John says:
i'm only as kpo as u leh
haha!
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
where got!
i dont go ard asking:
hey (insert name)
what's with the "blahblahblah" nick? lol
ahahahah
*help John says:
that one is normal kpo like u only wad
haha
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
-_-
so NOT true
*help John says:
it's SO true
jhajaja
u playing game again is it?
rise & *shinE go steal matthias' girlfriend says:
nope, im replying so quick la
would be lazy to alt tab if i were dota-ing
siao liao. topics change for tmrs exams
so late la
sian must cramp liao
wth

only alex and john truly know how panicky i am.
there's no room for failure now.
topics changed so suddenly.
stupid teacher lied to us luh.
the topics im banking on arent gonna come out!
shit.
im incoherent and sweating bucketloads.
the heart is willing but the flesh is weak
PLEASE PRAY

ps: matt, if u do read this.
tell john the reason behind it
then teh his neh
AHA!

And so i travelled ALL the way to Jurong Regional Library yesterday for a Project Work meetup.

Ahh don't even know why i went for the short 2-hour meeting (Okay make that nearly 5 hours for the travelling time and the time i need to get ready)

Could have done something more productive like studying

or socializing on Battle.net

It's obvious that they are taking advantage of me hahaha since they reside at the far western side of sunny Singapore! SO ANNOYING.

Plus i dont remember being so obliging, i never was. I'd only do things to my best interest =p

Nah obviously not right! I'm so considerate and thoughtful and..... I think that's it? Gah..

Shit, my computer sucks like lemons.

I am only running MSN and Internet Explorer but already I can't view media.

Comp says "Your computer is running low on memory. Quit other programs, and then try again." What nonsense- I have almost 80 Gigabytes of free disk space!

ARGH, FUCKED UP COMPUTER!

It's a machine and it's telling me what to do. How arrogant, considering we humans created them; these machines. To quit other programs and try again?! Shit, not even a please!

Mr. Bill Gates ought to teach his Operating Systems some manners

I'd go try watching Jackass 2 on the computer again after i'm done with this post

Pssst.. This is how i lost my hair and its not because of Joel Mo, although i would gladly give my hair up for him anyday ahaha. I'd give you picture clues in chronological order and you'd have to piece the information together and draw your own conclusions.

CLOSEST GUESS WINS A BAR OF CHOCOLATE!

Revenge of the Botak-heads

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, Thou shall not kill."

Disclaimer: I was not that little boy once a not-so-long time ago.
Do you really think i'd say that?


Even though living with younger siblings proves to be a constant challenge. HAHA

It's holidays like these that make me feel like i'm a "no-lifer"

Dota has lost its captivating hold on me already..
But oh did i mention that to my surprise today, i'm actually able to host/play/leave games on Battle.net despite using the umm.. UN- original version? HOHOHO!

Studying has been a love-hate affair. re: i just love to hate studying
And my subconscious just have to interrupt at this very juncture with a "Well, hasn't it always been the case Mr. Justin?"
Studying makes my body feel tingly. It disrupts my concentration with its intermittent tingles.
Never mind the fact that i have an attention span of a 4 year old kid.. RAR!

So i took the liberty to seek reprieve and keep my sanity in check. By rewatching shows like Borat and Jackass 1 & 2. HA now i feel like an idiot for harbouring thoughts of executing such stupidly outrageous stunts here in Singapore.

Let me reiterate: It's holidays like these which makes me feel like i'm a "no-lifer".
So bring on the school days now.
No... Wait...
I'm still ill-prepared!
Dang

and this is how i spent my day.

just what is wrong with imeem damnit..
changed my song BUT now the
embedded player is screwed big.. so big i can't even see it!

Everything- Michael Buble
You're a falling star
You're the getaway car
You're the line in the sand
When I go too far
You're the swimming pool
On an august day
And you're the perfect thing to see

And you play it coy but it's kinda cute
Oh when you smile at me you know exactly what you do
Baby don't pretend that you don't know it's true
Cause you can see it when I look at you

And in this crazy life
And through these crazy times
It's you
It's you
You make me sing
You're every line
You're every word
You're everything

You're a carousel
You're a wishing well
And you light me up
When you ring my bell
You're a mystery
You're from outer space
You're every minute of my every day

And I can't believe that I'm your man
And I get to kiss you baby just because I can
Whatever comes our way

We'll see it through
And you know that's what our love can do

And in this crazy life
And through these crazy times
It's you
It's you
You make me sing
You're every line
You're every word
You're everything

And so la la la la
So la la la la

And in this crazy life
And through these crazy times
It's you
It's you
You make me sing
You're every line
You're every word
You're everything
You're every song
And I sing along
Cause you're my everything

Yeah, yeah

So la la la la
So la la la la

with reference to Donnie's blog; 30th May '07






HSA "claimed" yet another victim =S