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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

just a while ago, i was doing my work on the Net.
and my sister entered the room in a fluster..
and went: kor! kor! you cannot eat mentos. it will kill sperm, according to the news!


i shot her a WTF look. lol and she proceeded to shout "mummy mummy, look at korkor's stupid face!" mum came in and didnt help matters at all. "yah, ryan cant eat it too. i want grandchildren", she remarked.


i ignored them both. its possibly the best treatment i can give to the 2 crazy ladies in my household. worked like magic- they left me alone in the room soon after. HAH! women: just gotta know how to handle 'em =p


but it got me thinking.
mentos?? this mentos?

so you mean to say the innocuous looking candy is capable of inflicting internal damage to the jewel bag?

hahaha and this image automatically popped in my head.
the spartan mentos mercenary attacking my male erm cell.

dont ask me why like that. it could have been much wilder- for i have a fertile imagination- like several soldiers emerging from
a candy shaped in the fashion of a trojan horse.

and you know what they say bout not accepting candy from strangers?
i must add on. dont accept candy from strangers especially strange looking men.

NO. NOT HIM LAH YOU LITTLE IDIOT!

ITS HIM!

the one with the come hither look. and baiting little boys with mentos.
damn he's out to do them in!

so for now, it would be safer to stay off candies...LAH!
you are sweet enough, anyway ;)


10:27:00 PM