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Sunday, March 25, 2007

ACTUAL SCHOOL ABSENCE EXCUSES FROM PARENTS (SUPPOSEDLY)-- INCLUDING SPELLING.

-My son is under a doctor's care today and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

-Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

-Dear School: Please ekscuse John for being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

-Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

-Please excuse Roland frrom P.E. for a few days. Yesterday, he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

-John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

-Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

-Megan could not come to school today because she has been botheres by very close veins.

-Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

-Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre, dyrea, direathe, the shits.

-Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

-Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

-Please excuse Jim for being. It was his father's fault.

-I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

-Please excuse Jennifer for missing schoolyesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

-Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

-My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

-Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

-Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

-Please excuse Brenda, she has been sick and under the doctor.

8:32:00 PM